Waiting a server to come back after it was rebooted by id | with title

Trying to fix a long standing problem (which exposes another problem etc…) by id | with title

Operations vs Engineering by id | with title

Arriving at work when there’s a problem by id | with title

How time feels when participating in a meeting with non-technical people by id | with title

Storm approaching the Amazon data center by id | with title

Going to a conference by id | with title

When package promotion gets stuck by id | with title

When another company that develops an opensource project gets acquired by id | with title

When someone mentions IPv6 by id | with title

Paying a visit to development after spending another whole day dealing with a silly product bug by id | with title

Mandatory operations manager study in order to be able to interact with other teams by id | with title

Our operations team when a customer is visiting the place by id | with title

When marketing announce to developers what they have sold by id | with title

When discussing raid and one mentions that more than two disks may fail by id | with title

kill -9 -1 by id | with title

Enforcing change windows by id | with title

When a person that works for Oracle is spotted in a devops gathering by id | with title

Carefully examining nagios emails by id | with title

Realizing a wrong chown -R by id | with title

When one uses “ps | grep” instead of pgrep in scripts by id | with title

First test by id | with title

Customer again reported problem with solution in FAQ by id | with title

Asking the sys admin for a firewall exception by id | with title

When I try my new A.I. for the first time. by id | with title

Debugging recursive code by id | with title

Senior Developer explaining how to use his library by id | with title

When I hit ‘refactor’ in my IDE by id | with title

When boss asks for a volunteer to deploy on the weekend by id | with title

Waiting for cache to clear by id | with title

When someone breaks established naming conventions by id | with title

Project managers’ logic by id | with title

Bug appears during presentation by id | with title

Bug reports after a new release by id | with title

To change production or not to change? by id | with title

Trying to code to W3C standards by id | with title

Customer support questioning engineering by id | with title

unpacking .bz2 SQL dump by id | with title

QA’s first look at new build by id | with title

Codebase just before release by id | with title

Trying to fix someone else’s CSS by id | with title

Testing interface on Internet Explorer by id | with title

Finetunning by id | with title

Writing unit tests by id | with title

Exited editor without saving by id | with title

Stepping a long loop when debugging by id | with title

When someone creates a pull request without tests by id | with title

Paying for SQL Server by id | with title

Fixing bugs by id | with title

When someone vilifies opensource by id | with title

When you find a stackoverflow question about your problem and there is no response by id | with title

Spent 4 hours on a bug only to find it was a misspelled variable name by id | with title

This looks secur… wait a minute! by id | with title

Dealing with new hire’s enthusiasm by id | with title

Teaching SVN users how to GIT by id | with title

Presenting in a high profile conference by id | with title

Trying to push a merge conflict fix and receiving a merge conflict by id | with title

"Our engineers are working to fix the problem". In the meantime behind the scenes... by id | with title

When the latest exploit doesn’t quite work… by id | with title

When exploit testing goes wrong. by id | with title

User awareness training by id | with title

Trying to explain to someone how DoS works by id | with title

Fix recommended by Security Researcher with no coding experience for vulnerabilities he found. by id | with title

Checking RAW logs by id | with title

Firewall filtering by id | with title

When “security rockstars” start to drink at defcon and decide to pick on the noobs by id | with title

How I feel when I find out a squirrel caused an outage at the datacenter. by id | with title

Script kiddie tries to crack a system while the sysadmin’s logged in by id | with title

Checking server logs by id | with title

Bypassing client-side validation by id | with title

My newbie girfriend thinks she can put a keylogger in my Linux distribution by id | with title

when you discover that you’re not alone on the server you run metasploit from by id | with title

Upper management sees my proposed infosec budget for next year by id | with title

When they told me project managers could do security reviews based on a checklist by id | with title

That moment when you find out all developers know the root password by id | with title

My reaction when company’s security director enters his credentials into phishing link. by id | with title

When marketing promises something impossible to the client by id | with title

When the server admin unexpectedly reboot the server by id | with title

My first day using Eclipse by id | with title

When a colleague let his session open by id | with title

When I leave a doomed project just in time to work on a new one by id | with title

Programming & designing at the same time by id | with title

Senior developers looking over intern’s ‘fix’ by id | with title

When a co-worker tells me that the answer of my question is on the intranet by id | with title

When I have my headphones at work by id | with title

When my try-catch doesn’t work by id | with title

When I come in the morning and everyone asks me for help by id | with title

When I hear the boss mentions my name in the hallway by id | with title

When the intern commits code by id | with title

When I finally have to admit that I wrote something wrong by id | with title

When the intern wants to help me by id | with title

When I start editing legacy code by id | with title

When someone asks me to share my code by id | with title

The last 10 minutes of work by id | with title

Monday morning by id | with title

When I try to use a lib I’ve never used before by id | with title

Fixing that bug that’s been haunting you for weeks by id | with title

When I hear the boss mentioning my name with a customer by id | with title

When I have to develop a project without specs by id | with title

When I try a random solution on someone’s code and it actually fixes the bug by id | with title

When I see the list of bugs from QA after a build release by id | with title

When the client has a new idea by id | with title

When the client tell us he wants to create a social network to compete with facebook by id | with title

When a new technology gets introduced and I’m the only expert by id | with title

When refactoring a 5-year old project by id | with title

When the intern tries a new framework by id | with title

When you realise you were debugging the wrong function by id | with title

When you have the solution of a big problem and you come into the boss’ office by id | with title

Coming to work before the first coffee by id | with title

When the intern asks me a technical question in front of the boss, that I can’t answer by id | with title

When client declares bankruptcy during the presentation by id | with title

When I let the intern do his first transactional operation alone by id | with title

When refactoring working code by id | with title

When I am taking a look at the intern’s code by id | with title

Managers responding to an urgent issue by id | with title

When an angry client comes in by id | with title

When the interns ask for help to fix a bug by id | with title

When a bad rm command accidentally deletes production files by id | with title

When I show the intern a time-saving feature by id | with title

When I see what marketing has promised by id | with title

What the client sees when I open the console in front of him by id | with title

When I see my code from 5 years ago by id | with title

When a client demands to speak to the project leader by id | with title

When they talk about ie6 compatibility with a client by id | with title

When I open the folder that contains code from the intern by id | with title

When I announce a delay to a client by id | with title

When a client asks me for a useless feature by id | with title

When I read a technical document written by marketing by id | with title

When a client tries to click on our screenschots during a presentation by id | with title

When I apply the new CSS for the first time by id | with title

When the product manager enters the office by id | with title

When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6 by id | with title

When the boss is looking for someone to work on a complex and urgent debug by id | with title

When I launch my script for the first time by id | with title

Doing a release by id | with title

Senior checking new framework by id | with title

Friday 3.55 pm by id | with title

So many tickets, so little time… by id | with title

Working on a shared code base by id | with title

The two sides of SaaS: Development vs What the world sees by id | with title

Last commit on Friday 5pm by id | with title

Fixing bugs in our spaghetti code by id | with title

Boss comes back 2 days earlier by id | with title

Hey Rookie, talk with that customer by id | with title

Releasing new feature to users by id | with title

Security hole by id | with title

New high end server arrived by id | with title

Proving that the error is from someone else by id | with title

Waiting for indexing to finish for the site to come back up by id | with title

Handling issues on a Friday at 4:00pm by id | with title

Working without devops tools by id | with title

Developing live on the Internet by id | with title

PM delivers the new specs by id | with title

Priority inversion by id | with title

Senior developer by id | with title

Reading the full story about lavabit by id | with title

Product launch by id | with title

when a bug appears during a meeting by id | with title

I’ll just change this one line… by id | with title

Digging around in the legacy code by id | with title

Nightly build without bugs by id | with title

Insisting on following the book by id | with title

NSA vs Intrusion Detection System by id | with title

Customer changes specs a few days before project deadline by id | with title

Managers testing a new feature by id | with title

When you read the new specs and they say to change the framework by id | with title

Vendor’s benchmarks by id | with title

Learning the customer’s requirements by id | with title

Remote execution by id | with title

Reaching out for someone to cover your shift by id | with title

Behind the firewall by id | with title

rm -rf filename * by id | with title

The code refactoring trap by id | with title

Senior in action by id | with title

Realizing I ran the command on the wrong server by id | with title

Reading the spec to understand a bug by id | with title

Our development model by id | with title

Product manager explains cool new features to developer by id | with title

When that one cool python feature that you need is only available in python 3 by id | with title

The moment you realize what exactly you are asked to do by id | with title

Sudden error rate of 50% for your Application by id | with title

How people feel when CTO enforces dressing code for board meeting by id | with title

Fixing a huge bug with a single line of code by id | with title

When the customer wants to add more features before the deadline by id | with title

Bringing a sysadmin to a social event by id | with title

Junior on an interview by id | with title

Build fails just before creating the executable by id | with title

Public flame thread in progress by id | with title

Lead meets devs after refactoring by id | with title

When I accidentally show the wrong feature during a demo by id | with title

When I have to work on assembler by id | with title

Intern using senior’s library by id | with title

When my own bugfix causes an error by id | with title

when the project manager asks if we fixed all reported bugs before the release by id | with title

switching frameworks just because a feature sounded cool by id | with title

PHP Parse error: parse error, expecting ‘;’ on line 3 by id | with title

Arguing against a senior developer by id | with title

Doing Ctrl+Q instead of Ctrl+S in a stupid IDE by id | with title

Fixing bugs in a big project by id | with title

When a “fixed” bug appears again by id | with title

When a colleague hands me his keyboard to help him fix a bug by id | with title

When the intern’s code pushing breaks everything by id | with title

Developer vs designer by id | with title

When the boss tells us there will be no end of year bonus by id | with title

After coding all night long by id | with title

when someone commits a file with the wrong encoding by id | with title

Realizing what the boss is asking us to do is not a joke by id | with title

When IE ask me to be the default browser by id | with title

when I hear marketing using technical terms by id | with title

First day of work by id | with title

when a colleague claims that the new version of IE is better by id | with title

when a pretty girl joins the team by id | with title

When the intern says unit tests are a waste of time by id | with title

when the client reboots his server while I’m working on it by id | with title

when the new intern starts refactoring code by id | with title

when I try to understand the meaning of an Oracle error message by id | with title

Windows’ firewall by id | with title

When the new guy applied directly his modifications in production by id | with title

When I see the code of the intern for the first time by id | with title

opening my mail box when I am back from holidays by id | with title

when the boss opens IE to show us something by id | with title

managers when I am explaining why the project is late by id | with title

when the boss is on holidays by id | with title

when the network falls down in the middle of the afternoon by id | with title

when my refactor works by id | with title

when a bug appears on friday night by id | with title

when the yearly bonus approaches by id | with title

when I go to work on monday morning by id | with title

two hours after the release by id | with title

when I finally meet the guy who wrote the library I had to use for 2 years by id | with title

when the intern wants to show me his developer’s skills by id | with title

when the intern opens the config file by id | with title

when the hardware team get a new server by id | with title

when I find a stupid bug on a big company’s website that gives me backend access by id | with title

when the specs are written by marketing by id | with title

when I see a page built with tables by id | with title

when I try to use powershell after not using it for a few months by id | with title

when I am the only developer available to implement an important feature by id | with title

when I have to choose between quality code and just get the job done by id | with title

when I’m asked to make a demo by id | with title

when I see senior developers working by id | with title

when another developer modify my code by id | with title

when the intern says that comments are useless by id | with title

when the intern says he can fix my bug by id | with title

when your colleagues work on a new project, and you have to fix bugs on the old one by id | with title

when I look at my old code by id | with title

when I see a controller class with more 1000 lines of code by id | with title

when I watch my collegue coding for the first time on emacs by id | with title

sudo do-release-upgrade by id | with title

Lets use XML for the log output by id | with title

When asked to solve a bug of a software that we do not know by id | with title

Writing reports by id | with title

Describing our network infrastructure by id | with title

Project Manager handling a customer after an outage by id | with title

Hearing that your project failed, then realizing it was someone else’s fault by id | with title

Ops after a long night deploy by id | with title

Is the customer gone? by id | with title

Bug passes QA by id | with title

Forgot to push the commits by id | with title

Following market trends by id | with title

Project handover by id | with title

Gemalto Execs reading the news about them been hacked by GCHQ and NSA by id | with title

Project Manager putting the project back on schedule by id | with title

Fetching a package with dependencies by id | with title

Junior to senior, illustrated by id | with title

Replacing all the SSL certs again, for SHA-1 to SHA-2 migration by id | with title

More OpenSSL vulnerabilities announced by id | with title

Plugging in a SIEM for the first time by id | with title

Sharing a terminal by id | with title

Forgot “-w” on tcpdump by id | with title

Every time I try out linux by id | with title

When one gets praised by id | with title

Contracting the product specialist by id | with title

Debian Jessie released by id | with title

Debian Jessie going through the final QA by id | with title

There’s no time for unit tests by id | with title

Being asked to showcase something that you love by id | with title

Coming home after work by id | with title

When I visit a site that still uses tables for navigation by id | with title

Unit testing by id | with title

I think I found a prob… no, wait, it’s fine by id | with title

Developers finding out about PM’s plans for the next release by id | with title

Unnecessary automation by id | with title

Late merge without conflicts by id | with title

Working from home by id | with title

No post on devopsreactions for 4 days by id | with title

Arriving home after a long deploy by id | with title

When the customer calls after an outage by id | with title

Lets add one more exception by id | with title

When major company claims they are secure and you already have a shell on the box. by id | with title

wordpress, persistent xss? by id | with title

When the Project Manager asks to approve an implementation plan despite heavy security flaws by id | with title

Adobe claiming Flash is patched this week by id | with title

Discovering 0day on a security vendor’s product by id | with title

Microsoft and Android teams watching the Apple Watch/Macbook Live by id | with title

Another OpenSSL vuln? by id | with title

The day the pentest report is due by id | with title

12 hours later, hosting still don’t have CVE-2015-0235 in local mirrors by id | with title

c-levels in a status update meeting by id | with title

After the presentation: “I did that like 10 years ago” by id | with title

New Web Content Filters Using SSL Intercept by id | with title

Intern pwnage dances… by id | with title

Execs’ understanding of forensics by id | with title

reading the OpenSSL RT (bug tracker) by id | with title

Looking through new product configuration documents by id | with title

2 pentesters, SE test, trying to blend in surreptitiously by the smokers’ door… by id | with title

Windows Memory Management by id | with title

Perimeter security at Sony by id | with title

lizardnsa adds 3,000 TOR relays with only one exit by id | with title

Searching a specific malware sample by id | with title

How the sysadmins really reacted to our pentest report by id | with title

*THAT* intern… by id | with title

Hm... Very interesting! by id | with title

How the security awareness person feels day-in and day-out by id | with title

my first public disclosure by id | with title

Is this new POODLE thing scary? by id | with title

Data breach response plan by id | with title

How not to behave when you get shell at a customer site by id | with title

Vendors upon hearing of #shellshock by id | with title

Watching geohot do live CTF and realising I suck by id | with title

Plaintext credentials in HTML source code by id | with title

When I realize that a bug is not that simple by id | with title

When that nasty bug comes back again by id | with title

When I am assigned on a PHP project by id | with title

The production server receiving a new and completely untested feature by id | with title

Leaving the office on friday night by id | with title

When I see the client open the website with IE by id | with title

When my manager surprises me on Facebook by id | with title

When people tell me PHP is not a real programming language by id | with title

When they tell me I have to use Wordpress to develop the website by id | with title

When a bug I found leads to an argument between 4 companies by id | with title

When they tell me my app has to be IE7-friendly by id | with title

Who wrote this shit?! by id | with title

When I have no choice but to work directly on the production server by id | with title

When I hear the sales guy talking technical with our client by id | with title

When I tell a developer’s joke to a non-developers audience by id | with title

Demo with the client by id | with title

When the intern wants to show his skills to a senior developer by id | with title

Let’s drop this useless database by id | with title

When the customer thinks the mockup is the finished product by id | with title

Server admin when the dev team wants a root access by id | with title

Sales guy trying to talk technical with us by id | with title

First review of intern s code by id | with title

When my boss offers me a free afternoon with “no strings attached” by id | with title

When the client tries an untested feature by id | with title

When I take a break after an entire day spent coding by id | with title

Windows firewall efficiency by id | with title

Testing border-radius with IE8 by id | with title

Investigating a bug only to find huge underlying issues by id | with title

Virtual looking around by id | with title

Fuck off by id | with title

I told you! by id | with title

Whow! by id | with title

by id | with title

by id | with title

When user or dev comes asking for help by id | with title

kermit slapping by id | with title

by id | with title

by id | with title

by id | with title

by id | with title

dog-with-hotdog by id | with title

by id | with title

by id | with title

by id | with title

by id | with title

It's working! by id | with title

Crazy dance by id | with title

Not standard usage of standard library by id | with title

Manager on a call during an outage by id | with title

Monday morning‘s requests by id | with title

Using a new framework for the first time by id | with title

When you miss the last deployment step by id | with title

Submitted a bug report but no response yet by id | with title

Tech people at video conferences by id | with title

When your manager pretends coding by id | with title

Visiting HR by id | with title

Code red while out at lunch by id | with title

Granting sudo to your boss by id | with title

Sales people looking for someone to help them by id | with title

Running shell scripts from the Internet by id | with title

Let the junior hire handle production for a bit by id | with title

Running the data migration scripts on the live production on Friday by id | with title

What customers want from support by id | with title

Applying SVN habits to Git by id | with title

Something doesn’t look right here by id | with title

Head banging by id | with title

Monday’s login after Friday’s password change by id | with title

Leaving my team behind, after quitting a job by id | with title

Bug fixed… should be ok now… no, wait by id | with title

Java benchmarks by id | with title

When you say you are not using any frameworks by id | with title

Good job! by id | with title

When inspect indian refactoring by id | with title

HR next to a Developer performing an interview by id | with title

Checking shared hosting mail queues by id | with title

When the customer finds out that the service was a mock by id | with title

CTO introduces me to the visiting investors during an outage by id | with title

Major change request 1 day before the release by id | with title

Trying the first prototype… Good enough. by id | with title

Courage the cowardly dog by id | with title

Serious OK! by id | with title

Courage in shock by id | with title

Family guy mass puking by id | with title

Jelly joy by id | with title

Mass middle fingers by id | with title

Call meh by id | with title

Excited OK! by id | with title

Butt slap by id | with title

Coyote hunger by id | with title

Flirt wink by id | with title

That is my reward by id | with title

Worried smoking by id | with title

Mass face slap by id | with title

Blue bird waving by id | with title

Kirby is eating by id | with title

When your manager praises you by id | with title

When intern annoy lead with questions by id | with title

Vein Tapping by id | with title

Hello chicken by id | with title

Gasp in spanish by id | with title